Kitchen Quotes

Janelle started this!  Ok anybody have a quote they want to add!

 

These Kitchen Quotes were sent in by Janelle

A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen And This Kitchen Is Delirious

No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes

A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out The Trash And Gives The Impression He Just

Cleaned The Whole House

If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

  Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be

amused.

A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life

Help Keep the Kitchen Clean - Eat Out

Housework Done Properly Can Kill You

Countless Number Of People Have Eaten In This Kitchen and Gone On To Lead

Normal Lives

  My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines.

Mine says:

This House Is Clean Enough To Be Healthy And Dirty Enough To Be Happy

and

Kitchen Closed - This Chick's Had It!

 

 

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